Baltimore residents sent 15 youths murdered there the past week to the border so that their Democratic city council and US Representative Elijah Cummings would notice them.

“It seems that Democrats are only worried about kids from other countries dying at the border,” Said Latoya Johnson of Penrose said. “So, we decided to transport all these kids getting shot up in Baltimore down there so they’d notice for once!”

President Trump recently called out Rep. Elijah Cummings on Twitter, saying the chairman of the House Oversight committee for raising the hue and cry over conditions on the Mexican border, “when actually his Baltimore district is FAR WORSE and more dangerous. His district is considered the Worst in the USA.”

Trump went on to describe Cummings’s West Baltimore constituency as “a disgusting, rat and rodent infested mess. If he spent more time in Baltimore, maybe he could help clean up this very dangerous & filthy place.”

Democrats said that the tweet was an example of racism.

“President Trump isn’t racist,” Johnson added. “he’s pointing out the facts that our Democratic leadership wants to ignore.”

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