MAR-A-LAGO, FL—Barron Trump, son of the former President Trump is considering getting into crack cocaine and sex trafficking so that the FBI will leave him alone.

He’s thinking about it following the FBI raid of his ‘living quarters’ at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate several weeks ago.

“Clearly, something is preventing the FBI from raiding and rifling through Hunter Biden’s personal living quarters,” Barron Trump said. “It must be the crack and sex trafficking.”

FBI Director Christopher Wray said that the search of Barron’s living quarters was “████ ████████ and ████ ████████████ ████████.”

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