Beauty Tips 101: A Guide to Looking Like a Complete Fraud

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Ladies, are you tired of feeling like you’re not good enough? Tired of looking in the mirror and not seeing the Instagram-worthy beauty you know you deserve? Well, fear not! I am here to share with you my top tips for looking like a complete fraud, just like me.

Tip #1: Always wear a full face of makeup, even if you’re just going to the grocery store. This way, people will think you’re always put together and have your life together, even if you’re really just running on three hours of sleep and a diet of caffeine and anxiety.

Tip #2: Use filters on all of your photos. No one needs to know what you really look like, and filters will give you that perfect “glow” that you’ve always wanted. Plus, it’s a great way to hide your dark circles and blemishes.

Tip #3: Get plastic surgery. Nothing says “I’m confident in my own skin” like completely altering your appearance. And don’t worry about the risks or the cost, because nothing is more important than looking good for the ‘gram.

Tip #4: Lie about your skincare routine. Tell everyone that you only use high-end products and that you never go to bed with your makeup on. In reality, you probably only wash your face with soap and water once a week, but no one needs to know that.

Tip #5: Compare yourself to other women constantly. It’s important to always have someone to feel inferior to, so you can constantly strive to be better. Plus, it’s a great way to make yourself feel like crap.

And there you have it, ladies! Follow these tips and you’ll be well on your way to looking like a complete fraud, just like me. Remember, it’s not about being happy and comfortable in your own skin, it’s about looking good for other people.


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