Beto threatens to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn’t win the 2020 nomination

Robert “Beto” O’Rourke has threatened to let you keep your guns and money if he doesn’t win the 2020 Democratic nomination for president.

The former Texas Democrat congressman, who currently getting crushed in the polls, warns he would let everyone keep their guns and money if they don’t elect him as president.

“I’m telling you flat out,” O’Rourke said in an interview, “if I don’t get elected, I’m walking away from politics and you’re going to be left with more guns and money than you’ll be able to handle. I promise you, you’ll be sorry.”

When asked what he would do if he wasn’t promising to take other people’s stuff, O’Rourke said, “I don’t know, I think I may take my expertise on gun violence to the streets–you know take the guns from gang bangers.”

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