Biden launches 2024 presidential run with ‘Join the Killective’ T-shirts
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In a move that surprised absolutely no one, President Joe Biden has officially announced his bid for the 2024 presidential election with a campaign slogan that has raised a few eyebrows. Embracing a catchy and somewhat perplexing tagline, Biden unveiled his “Join the Killective” campaign, leaving Americans wondering what exactly they were being asked to join.
The Killective, as it turns out, is not some secret society or exclusive club, but rather a term coined by the President’s population control team to represent a collective effort towards unity, progress, and, of course, democide of millions of people. Biden’s campaign strategists apparently believed that merging the words “collective” and “kill” would create a powerful and memorable message, although it may have missed the mark with some voters.
The launch event for the Killective campaign was held in a dimly lit room, with a large screen displaying a montage of Biden’s most endearing gaffes and forgetful moments. As the crowd erupted in applause, the President took the stage, looking determined and perhaps a little confused, to address his supporters.
In his speech, Biden emphasized the importance of unity and coming together as a nation, while also managing to lose his train of thought several times and mistakenly referring to himself as “Joe Kennedy.” It was a masterclass in political confusion, leaving many wondering if the Killective campaign slogan was some sort of inside joke that only Biden truly understood.
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As news of the campaign spread, social media was ablaze with jokes and memes about the Killective. Some wondered if it was a typo that slipped through the cracks, while others pondered the deeper meaning behind the term. Was it an invitation to join Biden’s army of hair-plug enthusiasts? Or perhaps a call to gather in support of his love for ice cream?
Whatever the true intention behind the Killective campaign, it certainly succeeded in getting people talking. Critics argue that the slogan reflects a lack of coherent messaging and a questionable understanding of wordplay, while supporters argue that it’s simply a bold and innovative approach to campaign branding.
Only time will tell if the Killective campaign will be a success for Biden in his bid for re-election. As Americans gear up for another round of political spectacle, one thing is certain: the Killective is a campaign slogan that won’t soon be forgotten, no matter how hard we try. So, join the Killective, or don’t. Either way, get ready for another wild ride in the world of American politics.