Biden says all migrant children sent to his home in Delaware will be met with open arms in his shower

SHADY ACRES, DE—President* Joe Biden said that all migrant children who are sent to his home in Delaware will be met with open arms in his shower.

The declaration follows a move by Florida Governor Ron DeSantis and Texas Governor Greg Abbott to relocate illegal immigrants to sanctuary cities caused an uproar from sanctuary cities.

Biden said that he will only send the immigrants over the age of 18 to internment camps like Martha’s Vineyard residents did. He will house all the minor migrants.

“Sure, I’ll take them. That’s the right thing to do. And you better believe they’re going to get plenty of showers!” Biden said about the new policy.

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