WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a whirlwind of confusion and panic, President Joe Biden is reportedly scrambling to find a new Vice President after mistakenly referring to Kamala Harris as “VP Trump” and learning about an assassination attempt on former President Donald Trump.

The chaos erupted during a press conference when Biden, intending to address the nation about infrastructure, instead veered off script. “I just want to commend VP Trump for her work on this project,” Biden said, causing a wave of confusion to ripple through the room.

Realizing his blunder, Biden’s aides quickly ushered him off the stage, but the damage was already done. Social media erupted with speculation, and political commentators struggled to make sense of the gaffe.

In the meantime, news broke of a foiled assassination attempt on Donald Trump during a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania. The two events, while unrelated, sent shockwaves through the political landscape and left Biden’s team in a frenzy.

“Mr. President, we have to find a new VP immediately,” an aide was overheard saying in the Oval Office. “You can’t have ‘VP Trump’ in office, and we need to distance ourselves from this mess.”

As Biden sat bewildered, aides scrambled through a list of potential replacements. Names like Stacey Abrams, Pete Buttigieg, and even Oprah Winfrey were tossed around, but none seemed to stick.

“We need someone who can handle the pressure and not get mixed up with the former administration,” another aide suggested. “How about Dr. Fauci? He’s a household name now.”

Biden, looking more confused than ever, replied, “Isn’t he busy with the virus stuff? What about that nice lady from the weather channel?”

In a last-ditch effort, the team considered bringing in a completely fresh face, someone who could reinvigorate the administration. “What about Taylor Swift?” an aide suggested. “She’s got a huge following and people love her.”

Biden, seemingly pleased with the idea, nodded. “Yes, Taylor. She’ll know what to do. Plus, she can sing at events.”

Meanwhile, Kamala Harris, still recovering from the shock of being called “VP Trump,” released a statement. “I am honored to serve as Vice President and look forward to continuing my work. I assure you, I am not, nor have I ever been, VP Trump.”

Political analysts had a field day with the blunder. “This is unprecedented,” said one commentator. “We’ve seen gaffes, but mistaking your own VP for a member of the previous administration is a new level of confusion.”

As the search for a new Vice President continues, the nation watches with bated breath. Will it be a political heavyweight, a beloved celebrity, or perhaps even a weather channel anchor? Only time will tell.

For now, Biden’s team is doing its best to manage the fallout and reassure the public. “Rest assured,” a spokesperson said, “we will have a new VP soon. And this time, we’ll make sure the President knows their name.”

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