WASHINGTON, DC—President* Joe Biden is shocked that a law he introduced in 1990 prohibiting guns at schools didn’t work.

“We explicitly said to not bring guns to schools. It’s the law. I don’t understand why people aren’t listening to that,” Biden said.

The Gun-Free School Zones Act (GFSZA) is an act introduced by then-Senator Biden prohibiting any unauthorized individual from knowingly possessing a loaded or unsecured firearm at a place that the individual knows, or has reasonable cause to believe, is a school zone.

“It’s almost as if people will intentionally break the law in order to kill a bunch of people. I just don’t get it,” Biden added. “I guess we need more laws to stop people who don’t follow the law.”

Biden has promised to pass a new law to make people follow his 1990 law prohibiting guns from schools.

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