SEATTLE—Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation Chair Bill Gates has warned that he can’t turn on the 5G depopulation switch until everyone’s vaccinated with the COVID vaccines.

“We thought that we could hide the depopulation effort from the public but the little people are scrutinizing the data too much so we really need to get to close to 100% of the commoners vaccinated before I flip the 5G depopulation switch,” Gates said in an exclusive interview with Genesius Times.

Gates, who stepped down from his Microsoft position last year to focus on creating new methods of depopulation won an Oscar last year for playing himself as the supervillain in the recent James Bond film.

“We need everyone to be safe by taking the vaccine so we can kill off half of them with the 5G depopulation control,” Gates said.

The mechanism Gates referred to is a deadly nanoparticle in the vaccines that can be switched on through 5G radiation, the towers for which were installed around the country during the lockdown last year.

“I would say we could get back to normal after everyone’s vaccinated, but I don’t know if I’d consider 4 billion deaths normal,” Gates said with a smirk.

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