BREAKING: Biden bans all trucks after 2 commit terrorist attacks New Years Eve

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Washington, D.C. — In an unprecedented move, President* Joe Biden has announced plans to ban trucks across the United States following two horrifying acts of vehicle terrorism on New Year’s Eve. The attacks, carried out by what officials are describing as “rogue” trucks in New Orleans and Las Vegas, have left at least 30 dead and numerous injured, prompting an immediate and sweeping response from the federal government.

“It’s time for common sense truck control!” Biden said through a translator during his announcement.

The first incident occurred in New Orleans’ French Quarter where a truck, seemingly acting of its own accord, plowed through crowds, killing 15 and injuring over 40. In Las Vegas, a Cybertruck, known for its futuristic design and supposed autonomous capabilities, veered into a packed public square, resulting in 15 deaths and scores of injuries. Both vehicles were later found to have no human drivers but were linked to extremist hacking groups, raising alarms about vehicle security and autonomy.

During an emergency press conference at the White House, President Biden laid out the framework for his proposed truck ban. “We cannot allow our streets to become battlefields where vehicles turn against us. It’s time for decisive action to prevent these types of rogue attacks,” Biden stated, emphasizing the gravity of the situation.

The proposed legislation would see a phased ban on the production, sale, and use of trucks for non-essential purposes, with exceptions made for specific industries like agriculture, emergency services, and freight where human oversight is ensured. “We’re not talking about banning every single vehicle; we’re targeting those that have shown the capability to become autonomous weapons,” clarified Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg in a follow-up statement.

The proposal has ignited a nationwide debate:

  • Supporters argue that such measures could drastically reduce the potential for autonomous vehicle-based terror attacks, pointing to recent technological vulnerabilities. “It’s about ensuring our safety in an age where technology can turn against us,” said Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY), backing the ban.
  • Critics, however, highlight the potential economic fallout, infringement on personal freedoms, and the logistical nightmares such a ban could entail. “Banning trucks because of two rogue incidents is like banning all planes because of one hijacking,” countered Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX), emphasizing the need for technological solutions over bans.

Industry leaders have voiced deep concerns. The American Trucking Associations (ATA) issued a statement saying, “We must address security, not the tools themselves. A ban on trucks would cripple our economy, disrupt supply chains, and do little to tackle the real issue of cybersecurity.”

The logistical challenges are immense, raising questions about goods transportation, service provision in rural areas, and the impact on everything from food distribution to waste management. The administration has promised detailed plans for exemptions and alternatives, including bolstering rail and human-driven transport, but specifics remain under wraps.

On the security front, experts are split. Some argue that this move might drive attackers towards exploiting other technologies, while others see it as a necessary step in an evolving security landscape. “We’re dealing with vehicles that can be hacked or go rogue; we must adapt our security measures accordingly,” said security analyst Dr. Jane Smith from the Center for Security Policy.

As the proposal heads to Congress, it’s clear that the road to implementation will be fraught with political, economic, and logistical obstacles. Meanwhile, the nation mourns, and the conversation about security, technology, and the balance between safety and freedom continues to evolve in the wake of these tragic events.

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