Amid backlash for some recent racists comments, the presumptive Democratic presidential nominee to run against Donald J Trump, Joe Biden, has chosen a black woman as his running mate. While several candidates were considered, Biden’s powerful mind and Certified Blackness created the solution to the problem.

Killary “Cornpop” Clinteh has has plenty of street cred starting off by being born in the darkest part of Africa. She then worked as a lieutenant for Che Guevara during his campaign to spread communism in the Congo. From there, Clinteh was a fighter in the Black Panther Party before joining the ACLU in suing for reparations, and running the Margaret Sanger abortion clinic in Harlem.

Many have questioned the blackness of Killary Clinteh, but Biden says she absolutely is certified black.

Clinteh promises a Fried Chicken in every pot, Watermelon for lunch at every school, and whatever top five gangsta rap song to replace the national anthem.

You can help fund the Killary Clinteh for VP campaign, and her taxpayer assisted transracial surgery by buying her mix-tape at your local gas station. This decision is legal Under the Transracial Self-iIdentify Multiple Personality clause of the US Constitution written by Supreme Law Minister Alan Dershowitz.

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