BREAKING: Biden reminds Zelensky that ‘Nothing is free, kid’ during photo op

WASHINGTON, DC—US President* Joe Biden reminded Ukraine President* Volodymyr Zelensky that “Nothing is free, kid,” during a photo op at the White House yesterday.

Zelensky said that he was going to ensure that 10% of all aid money sent to Ukraine would be given to the Big Guy.

“That’s not what I’m talking about,” Biden said and gave him a squeeze on his left butt cheek.

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