WASHINGTON, DC—Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi is mad as hell after Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky gave her a Ukrainian flag signed by Zelensky’s staff instead of the thousands of cases of vodka that she was promised.
“I gave $110 billion to Ukraine and all I got was this lousy flag! This is just wrong!” Pelosi complained in a Google review of the country.
Pelosi is used to much better return of her investments, typically getting 200% return on her insider investments.
Zelensky responded, “Cry harder b***h,” and posted a picture of him at his Miami beach house.