BREAKING: CNN+ has information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

ATLANTA—CNN’s streaming service CNN+ has information that will lead to the arrest and conviction of Hillary Clinton, sources close to the network say.

CNN+, which was launched just a few weeks ago has been sitting on serious revelations about the former US presidential candidate Clinton for some time now.

“This could really put Hillary in a bad spot. From what I’ve seen, it is damning evidence,” political analyst Sam Eagle said. “This could be curtains for Hillary.”

UPDATE: CNN+ has died.

The autopsy has not been concluded, but experts say that CNN+ died from suicide by hanging from its bed.

One of the first public figures to mourn the loss was Hillary Clinton.

“Our thoughts and prayers are with CNN+ who have lost not just a much-loved and highly respected streaming service, but major source of news,” Clinton said in a statement.


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