FRANCE- Dozens of people from around the globe have been mysteriously turning into pillars of salt throughout the City of Love.

“We were discussing our expertise on the Feast of Dionysus and POOF!” exclaimed Ginger (xe/xim). “Jasmine turned into salt right here on the lawn!”

The amount of human-to-salt transitions is increasing at an alarming pace. Authorities do not have a total number of transitions at this time but can confirm most were reported to be taking selfies at the time of their transition.

Parisian Police are searching for a perpetrator but haven’t found Him yet.

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