US—The FBI has raided all of the pedophile clients of sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein in dozens of early morning investigations, sources say.

Just kidding. The FBI doesn’t care about actual crimes or about protecting people. They just investigate parents for opposing CRT.

Jeremy Spoken

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