Trump to FBI: ‘I kept all the secret files on Hunter’s laptop’

WASHINGTON, DC—Following the unprecedented raid by the FBI on President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in which the FBI has said they were looking for the secret files, Trump explained, “I kept all the secret files on Hunter’s laptop.”

This will force the Bureau to look into the laptop, which contains evidence of the Hunter Biden and his father President* Joe Biden’s illegal business dealings with Ukraine and China along with evidence of Hunter sex trafficking and using illegal drugs.

“We really didn’t want to look at Hunter’s laptop,” FBI Director Christopher Wray said. “But it looks like we’re going to have to now.”

The FBI reportedly had the laptop for months before the 2020 US presidential election but never looked at the contents.

Now, they will be forced to.

“We’ll just try to ignore all the illegal content pertaining to the Bidens and focus on the files Trump put there,” Wray said.

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