BREAKING: France surrenders World Cup final

DOHA, QATAR—Argentina won the 2022 World Cup final after France surrendered.

“We won the last World Cup and it just felt weird, so we decided to do the French thing this time and surrender,” French head coach Pepe LePew said.

The anticipated match marked Lionel Messi’s last World Cup game, as the popular Argentinian athlete announced after his team’s win against Croatia in last week’s semi-finals.

After their win at the final, Messi was awarded the coveted Golden Testicle, a prize given to the tournament’s best player. He is now the only player in the history of the World Cup games to receive the Golden Testicle twice.

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