BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell was tragically killed in auto accident tomorrow

GENESIUS TIMES

NEW YORK–In a shocking coincidence, Ghislaine Maxwell, who just today was convicted of sex trafficking minors was tragically killed in an auto accident tomorrow.

“I can’t believe it,” Oswald Harvey Lee a friend of Maxwell’s said. “It’s hard to believe that she’s gone.”

Maxwell, 60, was found guilty of five federal charges: sex trafficking of a minor, transporting a minor with the intent to engage in criminal sexual activity and three related counts of conspiracy.

She was acquitted on the charge of enticing a minor to travel to engage in illegal sex acts.

Maxwell, who said she was prepared to squeal on powerful customers of hers if she was found guilty, will no longer being squealing.

Judge Alison Nathan did not set a sentencing date after reading the verdict but said that he already received a suicide order from Hillary Clinton.

The same guards who ignored Jeffrey Epstein’s suicide had been called in to ignore Maxwell’s suicide but they won’t be needed.

Maxwell made sure to let everyone know that she did not kill herself.

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