WASHINGTON, DC—In response to a chorus of calls to have the first female president installed, President* Joe Biden has announced that he is transitioning to become a transwoman in order to become the first female president in American history.

During a press conference, Biden explained that he had been struggling with his gender identity for years and that he felt this was the right time to come out as a transwoman. He also stated that by transitioning to become the first female president, he hoped to inspire and empower other trans individuals across the nation. 

“I have always believed in the power of breaking barriers and challenging societal norms,” said Biden. “By becoming the first female president, I hope to show that anyone can achieve their dreams, no matter who they are or how they identify.” 

The reaction to Biden’s announcement has been mixed, with some expressing support for his decision to transition and become the first female president, while others have laughed it off as yet another example of political grandstanding. Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking the president’s decision, with many users pointing out the irony of a 80-year-old man becoming a transwoman in order to make history. 

As the nation continues to grapple with this latest development, it remains to be seen how Biden’s transition will impact the political landscape. One thing is certain, though: the president’s decision to come out as a transwoman in order to become the first female president has quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.

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