BREAKING: Iran prepares country’s Air Force for World War III

Iran’s Defense Minister Mullukha bin Shallif has readied the country’s Air Force in preparation for the coming World War between it, Russia, China, and the West. The Iranian Air Force has several new B-12 Flying Carpets since the last altercation with the US.

“We will not be taking any guff from American fools. We are prepared for anything. Our Air Force is unlike anything you’ve ever seen,” Shallif said.

80-year-old rug-makers from across the country have been busy since US President Donald Trump okayed the military strike and obliteration of the man many considered to be Iran’s second most powerful man, Qassim Suleimani.

Pentagon officials have taken the deployment of dozens of flying carpets to mean that Iran means business.

“They’re not backing down from this fight,” Senior Analyst Marsha Flink said. “Rumors have it that they’ve called up Osama bin Aladdin to pilot at least one of the carpets.”