BREAKING: Joe Biden has killed Betty White


WASHINGTON, DC—Joe Biden promised a winter of sickness and death and he’s starting to put his money where his mouth is, killing the only person left that everyone loved: Betty White.

“Even though Betty was about to be 100, I thought she would live forever. I just never thought Biden would stoop so low,” her agent and close friend Jeff Witjas tells Genesius Times in a statement on Friday.

When asked about the star’s death, US Representative Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said, “Good. She was an oppressor. Her last name was White for Lennin’s sake.”

This story is developing.


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