BREAKING: John Fetterman gives another amazing speech

(CNN) The face of the 2022 Democratic Party is John Fetterman and he gave another amazing speech last night.

Just like President* Joe Biden, Fetterman is a genius and is masterful with his words. Most opposition to the candidate is due to white supremacy.

“If you send Washington. I’m a large biscuit. Oz has 20 horses…. Ice cream!” Fetterman said to a standing ovation from several Democratic supporters.

Hugh Jass is one of them.

“I think he’s just wonderful,” Jass said. “I really appreciate a politician who looks like he just crawled out of a Medieval dungeon brawl.”

Polls show that Fetterman is popular among brain dead and completely dead Democrats.

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