BREAKING: Jussie Smollett attacked by two coronaviruses wearing tiny little MAGA hats

Racism & homophobia can hurt even on a microscopic level!

Actor Jussie Smollett, whom the media portrayed as the victim of an attack by Trump supporters after eating a subway at 2am in a blizzard was once again harmed by racism and homophobia; and this time, it’s real!

At 4am, as Mr. Smollett was walking in downtown Chicago enjoying a margarita pancake breakfast, 2 individuals attacked the TV star. Although they didn’t say anything, security footage under magnification showed tiny Trump hats.

Security footage also shows that the attackers were not hired trainers like the staged attack last year, but by folks who have cause harm before; The influenza, also known as the flu, along with the latest lab creation from China, The coronavirus. Both diseases jumped movie star with the flu punching Smollett in the nose. Coronavirus attempted to make a noose around the star while they both attacked the pancake. Neither attacker used bleach during the incident.

Media pundits who defended Smollett during his last racial incident are calling for hate crimes legislation against viruses. Democrats in Congress are drafting Articles of Impeachment against President Donald J Trump. Michael Bloomberg is spending millions on a new political organization called Viruses Demand Action, a counter virus group that wants to disarm “assault” viruses. AOC cried.