BILLINGS, MT—Following the discovery of a Chinese spy balloon floating above the state, Montana Governor Greg Gianforte raised the Ukrainian flag in several places throughout the state so that the US will defend their airspace.
“It appears the only airspace the Biden regime is willing to defend is Ukrainian airspace—kinda like the only border the Biden regime is willing to defend is the Ukrainian border. So, we played a little trick and hopefully going to see some action finally,” Gianforte said.
A spokesman for the Chinese Communist Party said that the balloon was nothing to worry about.
Some have even claimed that it is just an elaborate Valentine card sent from Chinese Spy Fang Fang to her lover US Representative Eric Swalwell.