In an official tweet, New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has ordered police to start rounding up the Jews in violation of his safer-at-home order amid the COVID-19 panic.

“My message to the Jewish community is this simple: the time for warnings has passed. I have instructed the NYPD to proceed immediately to summons or even arrest those who gather in large groups,” Mayor De Blasio tweeted. “You know the drill.”

Many across the country said they, “did Nazi that coming.”

“These people are a danger to themselves and society as a whole,” De Blasio said at a press conference, putting down his daily reading of Mein Kampf.

De Blasio assured everyone that the Jews would be taken care of in very nice—though crowded—FEMA camps.

The order follows Michigan Governor Whitmer’s order to cram residents into crowded cattle cars for disobeying social distancing orders.

De Blasio promised that the Catholics were next.

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