Billions confident the creator of Windows will protect them from a virus


Billions of people across the globe are waiting with bated breath for the maker of the Windows computer operating system, Bill Gates, to protect them from the deadly coronavirus.

“I can’t wait to inject that virus in my arm. Heck, I’d even take it in the eyeball, I’m so confident that it’ll work. I mean, Bill Gates man! I only got the blue screen of death like 4,000 times in the Eighties,” Mickey Hildebrand of New York said.

Gates, who left his post at Microsoft earlier this year to focus on killing innocent people through biological weapons and who wants to “depopulate” the world by 10-15 percent through good vaccines, is leading the charge in the coronavirus vaccine.

“I’m confident we can be injecting people with my virus protection as soon as November, right after the election,” Gates said.

“I know the human body is much more complex than a computer, but I’m sure Bill has attended an online training on immunology or something with all those billions of dollars he has,” Hildebrand said.


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