MOSCOW—Russian President Vladimir Putin has had the leader of the opposition party arrested in a Soviet-style totalitarian political move.

Leaders from around the globe and the United Nations have condemned the move as a threat to democracy.

Just kidding that was the leader of the free world, US President* Joe Biden. No one condemned it.

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