BREAKING: Tom Cruise announces he’s running for president in 2020

Joining the 15 million other candidates for president in 2020, movie titan Tom Cruise has decided to run, literally.

He announced the campaign in epic fashion in the California desert:

No polls have been released including the third-party candidate, but Cruise is expected to win based on his service as a Navy pilot and a vampire.

His slogan is, “America, you complete me.”


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