Not to be outdone in the trendy olympics of progressive self-flagellation, John Wilmore mass a grand sweeping apology for everything his ancestors ever did. This was a hefty task to undertake, but John seems to feel vindicated in his cultural atonement.
“To all the marginalized members of the intersectional community,” the mea culpa began, “from the bottom of my heart, I sincerely apologize for the way my ancestors ended such practices as human sacrifice, child sacrifice, and marginalized a multitude of folks who could not direct their desire in an ordered manner. I am also deeply offended by the development of property rights, monogamy, arts, math, science, antibiotics, political order, Faith in the One True God, complex financial systems, and most technology. It sickens me to know my ancestors had a heavy hand in all of that. I regret that I come from that lineage, and I will do everything in my power to make it right.”
I for one believe John is sincere. It takes a bold man to denounce all the comforts he takes for granted in the name of intersectionality. Good job John.