Democratic presidential candidate Tom Steyer has announced that his is still in the presidential race despite a persistent struggle to catch fire with voters and donors or contribute anything meaningful to the race.

“Hey guys! I’m still in the race!” Tom announced at a press conference where a total of three press outlets showed.

When asked about the announcement, many people responded, “Who?”

Steyer is an American hedge fund manager, philanthropist, environmentalist, liberal activist, and fundraiser. He lists one of his major accomplishments as Trump tweeting at him.

When asked to describe himself he said, “I’m the rich white guy running for the Democratic nomination. No, the other one. No, not that one either. The other one. Nope not that one either. The other one.”

Steyer is currently polling at 2.3 percent nationally and 100% with his mom.

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