BREAKING: Zelensky applies for $400 Billion student loan from US

KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has applied for a $400 Billion student loan just weeks after Biden promised to make American taxpayers pay for them.

Zelensky says that he would like to go to a very expensive Laundromat Vocational School in Ukraine.

“Times are tough and I’m struggling to make ends meet,” Zelensky said. “And I as a poor Ukrainian student shouldn’t have to decide between loans and food.”

Biden’s plan, which he announced this week will transfer up to $20,000 of student loans from people with worthless degrees to people who never went to college.

Zelensky will have all of his student loans forgiven as a special case.

He also said that 10% of his loan will go to the “Big Guy”.


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