New cookbook reveals favorite recipes of the FBI

US—A new cookbook reveals all the favorite recipes of the FBI including ████████ and █████ ███!

“We thought, we’re not doing any real investigative work into real crimes, so why not dedicate some of our time and energy to a cookbook?” FBI Director Christopher Wray said.

The book is 231 pages long and is being published by the ████████ ████████.

“My favorite recipe is the ████ ████████, which was my contribution, handed down from my grandmother █████,” Wray added.

The cookbook will contain over 73 beautiful full color photos of the finished product with a layer of black redacted ink over them so you can’t see them.

Presale on Amazon has reached #31 in all books.

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