BREAKING: Zelensky applies for $400 Billion student loan from US
KYIV—Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky has applied for a $400 Billion student loan just weeks after Biden promised to make American...
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Biden clarifies that student loan forgiveness will only be for people with completely worthless degrees like ‘Gender Studies’
WASHINGTON, DC—President* Biden clarified his student loan forgiveness program today, stating that it will only apply to people with completely...
McConnell outraged at Biden canceling student debt: ‘We could have sent that $300B to Ukraine!’
WASHINGTON, DC—House Minority leader Mitch McConnell said he is outraged about President* Joe Biden’s student loan forgiveness, which he announced...
BREAKING: Biden accidentally signs executive order doubling all student debt
WASHINGTON, DC—In a rare gaff, President Joe Biden accidentally signed an executive order doubling all student loan debt. "This is...
Recent grads unsure how to pay off student debt but certain about how to run the US economy
US—Millions of recent college and grad-school graduates with upwards of hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt are not sure...
Harris/Biden administration to transfer all student debt to people who never went to college
WASHINGTON, DC—Vice President* Kamala Harris made a bold promise today, promising to make everyone who has paid off their student...
Bernie promises to transfer all student debt to people who already paid off their student debt
Democratic socialist presidential candidate Bernie Sanders made a bold pandering effort on Monday, promising to make everyone who has paid...
College grad shocked to learn that ‘all that debt literally had to be paid back at some point’
Denison, OH—Recent college grad, Anita Lawyer, said she was surprised when her mom and dad informed her that the $226,000...
