WASHINGTON, DC—Brave Senator Elizabeth Warren (D-MA), who has been an ardent fighter for the unemployed worker, recently set aim on Time’s Person of the Year, Elon Musk.

In a tweet, Warren, who relies solely on extorted taxpayer money to live, said “Businesspeople and capitalists are parasites! “Let’s change the rigged tax code so The Person of the Year will actually pay taxes and stop freeloading off everyone else.”

Musk tried a few different responses on for size, including “You remind me of when I was a kid and my friend’s angry Mom would just randomly yell at everyone for no reason,” “Please don’t call the manager on me, Senator Karen,” and then “Don’t spend it all at once … oh wait you did already.”

Warren, who got scholarships for school based on her abundant Native American heritage, responded by saying that Musk didn’t build Tesla—she did.

“You didn’t build Tesla. I did,” Warren tweeted. She then offered Musk a toke on her peace pipe.

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