SACRAMENTO—California election officials have admitted that the counting process in their state is taking so long because they need to wait for people to die so that they can vote for the Democrat.

This bombshell revelation has sent shockwaves through the political landscape, leaving many to wonder if the Golden State has finally lost its collective mind or if they are simply trying to maintain their own power.

During a press conference, a spokesperson for the California State Election Board explained that the lengthy counting process was due to the fact that many of the state’s voters are elderly and have not yet passed away, which would allow their Democrat votes to be counted.

“We understand that this may seem like an unusual approach, but we assure you that it is necessary for the well-being of our state and our nation,” said the spokesperson. “By waiting for these individuals to die, we can ensure that they will vote for Democrats and that the party remains strong in California.”

The reaction to this admission has been mixed, with some expressing support for the California State Election Board’s decision to wait for people to die so that they can vote for the Democrat, while others have laughed it off as yet another example of political grandstanding.

Social media has been abuzz with memes and jokes mocking the officials’ stance, with many users pointing out the irony of a state that prides itself on progressive values admitting to waiting for people to die in order to secure a political victory.

As the nation continues to grapple with this latest development, it remains to be seen how the California State Election Board’s admission will impact the political landscape. One thing is certain, though: the officials’ confession that they need to wait for people to die so that they can vote for the Democrat has quickly become the talk of the town, and not in a way they likely intended.

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