Californians witness Gov Newsom’s ‘Light at the end of the tunnel’ first hand


California Governor recently touted the state as, “a beacon light. Mark my words, California – we are the light at the end of the tunnel.”

Recently, more and more Californians and tourists to the state have been witnesses to the so-called ‘light at the end of the tunnel’ including these restaurant patrons in San Francisco.

Newsom added, “There’s only the California Dream, attainable and aspirational.” And there’s no doubt. Just look at these dreamers:

There is more excrement on San Francisco streets than when horses were the main form of transportation there. So much poop that developers have created ‘poop maps’ to document all the little beacons of light all over the place:

“We want to make California the only place that you can smell around the world!” Newsom added.


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