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BREAKING: Scholar discovers Bible verse saying Bible is the sole infallible rule of faith and practice

Exavier Saskagoochie November 30, 2018

An ancient texts scholar has discovered the Bible verse that proves that the Bible is the sole infallible rule of...

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Vatican appoints 3 toed sloth to efficiency panel

Exavier Saskagoochie November 26, 2018

In a move that some are calling brazen, Pope Francis has appointed an actual 3 toed sloth to the Vatican...

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Pope Francis has declared Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving a mortal sin

Exavier Saskagoochie November 12, 2018

In a bold move that will rock the foundations of Christendom, Pope Francis has declared the installation of Christmas decorations...

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Local Life Teen music director to replace guitars with chainsaws

Exavier Saskagoochie November 3, 2018

In a bold effort to make the liturgy more "modern" and culturally relevant, the music director at the local St....

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