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BREAKING: Scholar discovers Bible verse saying Bible is the sole infallible rule of faith and practice

Exavier Saskagoochie November 30, 2018 0

An ancient texts scholar has discovered the Bible verse that proves that the Bible is the sole infallible rule of...

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Vatican appoints 3 toed sloth to efficiency panel

Exavier Saskagoochie November 26, 2018 0

In a move that some are calling brazen, Pope Francis has appointed an actual 3 toed sloth to the Vatican...

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Pope Francis has declared Christmas decorations before Thanksgiving a mortal sin

Exavier Saskagoochie November 12, 2018 0

In a bold move that will rock the foundations of Christendom, Pope Francis has declared the installation of Christmas decorations...

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Local Life Teen music director to replace guitars with chainsaws

Exavier Saskagoochie November 3, 2018 0

In a bold effort to make the liturgy more "modern" and culturally relevant, the music director at the local St....

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