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Local man unsure if going further into national debt to kill babies is a good idea

Exavier Saskagoochie October 15, 2018 0

A local man remained unsure about the United States federal government policy of going further into debt in order to...

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Several American cities flooded by liberal tears

Exavier Saskagoochie October 8, 2018 0

Governors of several American states have declared a state of emergency after flash floods of liberal tears have inundated their...

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New Vaccine Safe Despite Killing 25%

Exavier Saskagoochie October 2, 2018 0

In a stunning defense of the scientific method and modern medical establishment, Brian Wix, spokesman for the new victus mortuus...

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