The Democratic Republic of Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone (aka CHAZ/CHOP) is so far advanced that they have already moved past trying to live off their 13 dying plants in their racially segregated garden to producing tourism videos.

They clearly want backward Westerners in the United States of America to visit their socialist utopia and see all the wonderful things they have to offer.

Start packing your bags, because you’ll want to visit immediately!

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Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He’s really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

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