Chicago declares itself a sanctuary city for blacks after NAACP warns Florida is no longer safe for them

In a surprising move, the city of Chicago has officially declared itself a sanctuary city for blacks. This decision comes hot on the heels of the NAACP’s statement that Florida is no longer safe for blacks. Chicago, renowned for its vibrant skyline and high murder rate, has now become an unlikely haven for our darker-skinned friends.

Mayor Brandon Johnson, accompanied by several gunshot victims, addressed the media at a press conference held in Grant Park. With his newly acquired knowledge of race relations, he spoke passionately about the importance of protecting blacks from Florida.

“We stand with blacks, and we want them to know that they have a safe space here in the Windy City,” declared Johnson over the banging of gunshots nearby. “Blacks are safe in Chicago!”

In 2022, over 80% of homicide victims were black.

The new initiative will include the Chicago murder map, which will show which neighborhoods to avoid and drive-by abortions.


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