Chik-fil-A cows come out against oppressive Green New Deal

The beloved semi-literate cows of Chik-fil-A marketing have come out against Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Green New Deal, which aims at a reduction of bovine flatulence through a special Cow-Fart Police Task Force.

“We’re people too!” one cow named Carl said. “We have the right to fart wherever and whenever we want.”

Cows were protesting in their pastures throughout the country Thursday and some were even seen on billboards, risking their lives.

Usually misspelled, the cows’ signs stated, “My fart, my choice,” and “stop the cow-fart police brutality.”

“What? You think chikins don’t fart?” another cow named Sammie asked. “What are you speciesist? Racist?”

There has been no response from the Ocasio-Cortez office.