Spacious 2-bed, 1-bath pothole for rent in great neighborhood

Great location right in the heart of town!

This spacious pothole comes with a large fenced in driveway and easy access to nearby interstates.

Pool included (when it rains)!

Great fixer-upper opportunity for a young couple! Close to great schools, parks, hospital, and vibrant downtown!

Pay 20% down and own today for $825/month including taxes and insurance.

Act now! This won’t last. Who are we kidding? It’ll be there forever.

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