CNN: Biden draws huge boat parade off California coast

(CNN) LOS ANGELES—While there wasn’t much support for President* Joe Biden during his campaign, the first Alzheimer’s patient in the White House is finally getting huge rally turnouts and now large boat parades.

“Trump had many boat parades but nothing like this!” Port of Los Angeles worker, Jorge Venezuela said.

As of today, Los Angeles had nearly half a million 20-foot shipping containers – or about 12 million metric tons of goods – waiting in drift areas and at anchor for spots to open up along the port to dock and unload, according to data pulled from the Marine Exchange of Southern California’s master queuing list.

This kind of support for a sitting president is unprecedented, experts say.

“There has never been so many boats just sitting out there supporting the president for months,” Venezuela said.

No Biden flags were seen in the ongoing boat parade, but several “Let’s Go Brandon” signs were spotted, which is basically the same thing.


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