(CNN) The most popular president in the history of the world, Joe Biden, drew a mostly supportive crowd in Allentown, Pennsylvania as he works hard to combat election integrity efforts in the state.

“Sure there were a lot of Trump flags, but they were all flying backwards, so that probably means that they actually support me,” Biden said in a brief interview with Genesius Times.

“My butt’s been wiped,” Biden added.

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