Legacy media titan CNN has hired press relations genius Baghdad Bob to cover the US election and the lack of fraud anywhere.

Bob (Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf) gained notoriety through his impervious denials of US forces approaching Baghdad in the Iraq war, which made him the clear choice for CNN in this crucial time of denial.

“There are no election fraud in the US. Even less fraud than the no fraud in Iraq under Saddam Hussein. Never!” Bob said. “The US has never had any election fraud since 2016, when many, many Russian hackers stole Hillary’s emails. Since then, nothing!”

Bob, who was part of several coups in his home country Iraq has expressed excitement about being part of the new US coup.

“This has been a dream of mine since the Iraqi forces utterly destroyed the US forces in 2003. To bring my skills to America and help facilitate a coup here, is really a dream come true,” Bob said.

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