CNN: Trump Poised to Invade Washington DC in Alarming Escalation
In what experts are calling “the most dangerous moment in American history since the last time Trump was president,” Donald J. Trump—still falsely claiming to be the legitimate Commander-in-Chief—has announced plans to deploy the National Guard into Washington, D.C.
While Trump insists the operation is aimed at “cleaning up crime” and “restoring order,” trusted sources within my Twitter feed confirm the real purpose is far darker: a full-scale occupation of the capital to consolidate his illegitimate hold on power.
“This is literally how every dictatorship starts,” said one constitutional scholar who admitted they hadn’t actually read the Constitution but “know how it feels.”
Critics warn that the move amounts to an armed coup against a city that didn’t even vote for him, proving once again that Trump’s America is a threat to America. “First it’s Washington, D.C.,” one anonymous source said. “Next thing you know, he’s going after Vermont.”
The Pentagon has not confirmed the details, but given that the Pentagon works for Trump now, that’s exactly what they would say if it were true.
If you didn’t think Trump was literally Hitler before, you absolutely must right now.
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