Democrats have changed their tune on immigration. They’re now endorsing stricter immigration policies and a border wall around Alaska after it was discovered that thousands of Russian Trump supporters were pouring into the country through Alaska.

“This is a crisis and needs to be stopped,” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez said of the situation.

ICE detention centers in Anchorage and Nome are at capacity with frozen ass Russians wearing MAGA hats.

“This is foreign invasion!” Sen. Elizabeth Warren said. “If the president lets this continue, people will die!”

Ocasio-Cortez has championed a border wall around Alaska to ensure more Trump supporters don’t get into the country.

“They changed our election in 2016 and now they’re going to do it again—this time using illegal immigrants. We need a border wall now!” Ocasio-Cortez said.

About Author

Exavier Saskagoochie

Exavier is an excellent writer—tremendous. He’s really very, very talented. And his hair is really great too. He should have a couple Pulitzers under his belt by now if there was any justice. If he brightened your day at all please consider tipping a coffee or a leg of mutton through this link!

See author's posts