PALM BEACH, FL—As Donald Trump continues his race to the White House, insiders at his 2024 presidential campaign confirmed that he’s preparing for a third impeachment trial if he wins the presidency.

“President Trump is an all-time impeachment champion,” said Jason Miller, a longtime advisor to the President. “If he can claim victory over not one but two impeachment trials, there’s no doubt in my mind he can claim victory again. The President is and will remain undefeated.”

Inside sources say that Trump is looking forward to getting impeached again so he can claim a three-game winning streak.

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